Disillusioned South Park Republicans, still reeling from years of feckless and pathetic Republican leadership in Washington, D.C., now have this man to look at in the news everyday. California Democrat Representative Henry Waxman, the nation's highest elected official with a porn mustache and the ability to host fundraisers inside his own nostrils, will be banging his gavel, investigating everything other than his own appearance (the biggest mystery of all), and flickin' boogers at witnesses.
Yuck! The dude is such a booger-eating goober. If the Republican Party cannot turn this guy into the poster child of the Democrat Party, they deserve permanent minority status. Seriously, we have a man running a congressional committee who makes the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang look like a male model. God, the damn GOP screwed up on spending, they screwed up on personal liberties, and they screwed up the War on Terror, and now we are stuck with freaky dudes with enormous, upturned schnauzes running Congress!!!
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